Smilebaby
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

powerburial:

krystiname0w:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Crying

whats wrong?

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

image

britneysbaldhead:

Snapchatting with the bae while im listening to some good music <3 :)

britneysbaldhead:

Snapchatting with the bae while im listening to some good music <3 :)

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

unshaped:

work hard, play hard

unshaped:

work hard, play hard

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU