i have arrived
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
Please watch this
I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
dang girl, back that ass up. now parallel park it. now make this sharp turn. good job, keep it up. you’ll pass your drivers test in no time
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
“This doesn’t fit my blog type, but I’ll reblog it anyway!”