Smilebaby

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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cawestbrooks:

Skye Townsend everyone x Beyoncè

lithiumlullabies:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

These pictures always make me want to cry, this is why I am always saying I hate humans. Fuck.

Loves the pets!

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

heckacute:

Almost all of my friends have died from eating their phones because they didn’t want their significant others to see who they were talking to. 

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

i-ran-over-oprah:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

 "it’s 2013, where is this?" he typed on his pocket sized device that can do everything

i-ran-over-oprah:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"it’s 2013, where is this?" he typed on his pocket sized device that can do everything